*There is an actual term for what happened to me the other day while out running, apparently it is a common 'issue' thus resulting in a "Code Brown"!
*Who ever came up with the saying, "What goes up must come down" never stood on a bathroom scale.
*The great debate was solved between two little girls when I was told to raise my arms, "See!!! Girls do TOO grow hair under their arms!"
*Stretch jeans can only stretch so far.
*I am the only mom in the entire universe that doesn't let her kids have or go to sleepovers.
*When I was told this saying was posted on Face Book I thought who ever came up with it was brilliant: Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
*I am the rudest mom in the whole world because I make The Native's write me persuasive letters when they want something really bad and I need convincing.
*There are two purposes to passing gas. One, if we didn't then we'd blow up like balloons and we'd float away and second, it's a smoke screen. A means of escape. Special note: If we were to blow up like a balloon and float away then you have to watch out for birds pecking and popping us making us fall from the sky. It would be a messy landing.