Closet eating. Every father or mother knows that it is a right of passage! When one needs a
I'm a horrible mum! I've broken the code. This is a parents only group! One must go through the initiation of parenthood to get into this group. There are laws I tell ya! Laws for a reason!! I broke them. I hang my head in shame.
Because Levi is on such a strict diet of what he can and can't eat, we all have to be strict with him. It's not fair to eat donuts and cookies and ice cream and truffles and brownies and candy and chips and crackers and scones and could you hold on a second? I need to go in my closet for a minute. Just typing this has made me realize I need to take a break for a minute.
Phew! Okay, I know I said a minute but a minute turned into a nap. Yes, I was napping that whole time in my closet! Who's asking?????
Anyway, as I was saying. One shouldn't eat things in front of others who can't. It's just not nice. So, in the argument of being kind, I've divulged the secret of the closet society. I know! I'm sorry!!! What's a mum to do?? The other natives were starving I tell ya! They were having with drawls and foaming at the mouth! I had to do something.
Yesterday, Levi was at a friends house. I was craving some sanity. Oh was I craving it big time. Over the top big time. I climbed up on top of my island and reached far back into the cupboard above the fridge and grabbed a sugar cone. It wasn't good enough to just sink my spoon into a tub of ice cream and eat out of the tub. Ohhhh no. Yesterday, I wanted a big double decker ice cream cone with fudge on top. Levi was gone! I could! I could sit in my kitchen and indulge myself! So, I did. I also scooped a bowl of ice cream for Henny Penny and how we relished those first bites. And then....... we heard it........... the front door. WHAT?! HOW THE?!! IT CAN'T BE!!!! HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!
I put on my super
Oh nothing honey! Just teaching your sister to hide and hoard food. Just giving your sister one more thing to work out in therapy as she gets older. More bad habits!!!
One doesn't want to waste one's money or the therapists time so I am giving them plenty of things to work on!