My front window is covered in a smeary mess. I couldn't figure out how most of the window could be covered in what looked just like what Zoe leaves but she leaves lower down on the window.
The other morning, I was watching Levi standing at the window waiting for his bus and saw what was making my windows so gunky. He was blowing his breath onto the window and then taking his hands and smearing the condensation all over.
Apparently, when one stands in front of this window and looks out, one must breath on it, lick it, and then draw all over it. Glad I've got that figured out!
Next mystery. What does one do when the tree in their yard is exploding with apples?
You chop them up in a batter...
Realize the recipe calls for caramels but since you don't have any you go to your chocolate stash and congratulate yourself on your brilliance and throw some of these suckers into the mix..
Push the gear into hyper drive and launch yourself into the next galaxy...
and wonder if there were any problems in the world or if you'd made them all up. Gunky windows? What gunky windows???