My eldest son is in taking Human Anatomy in college. This is one of his text books. In the past I've been accused of being a hover mom. I am SO not a hover mom............ I infiltrate!
I've always loved coloring............. and red fingernail and toe nail polish.......... and jewelry........
Is it evil that I cackled the whole time I drew clothes on her? And cackled even more at the thought of my college age son taking this with him to class? Oh to be a fly on the wall when is professor sees what I've done....
Did I mention I have a really cool set of permanent markers that come in several fabulous colors? Sharpies. I just love Sharpies................
You are bad! But you color really good! LOVE Sharpies...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to hear the rest of this story!
You know......... in Kindergarten my favorite color was brown. Because when I colored with brown, for some reason, it didn't go out of the lines! All the other colors did...... strange.
DeleteBwhahaha! I would have cackled too. Too funny! What did B do when he saw it?
ReplyDeleteYou have quite the attention to detail. And an eye for fashion and accessorizing. Has your son appreciated this gift of yours? :-)
ReplyDeleteRed fingernail polish...... a beautiful bracelet.... lace around the edges of her shorts....... I stopped at nothing! Watch out naked department mannequins! My Sharpies might get out of control!!!!
DeleteOk... first of all... YOU ROCK!
ReplyDeleteI love that you helped the lovely young lady feel a little less chilly... lol..
Gotta love Sharpies...
It's great that you infiltrate... wish a few more parents would.
I soooo would love to join you as a fellow fly on the wall... lol
Awesome!
Hee! I've been laughing about this all day. It doesn't take much to entertain me.
DeleteThe scallop on the hem of the shorts - brilliant. Hey - I just had a thought. Maybe we could go tomorrow, hit Office Max first, then swing by Victoria's secret. If anybody's chilly, it's their poster girls. Seems unkind to let them suffer. But I'm grinning like a cat, thinking about Brennan lugging that text to class, especially at UVU. Maybe even chuckling. Probably chuckling.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready! Where are you? I've got my Sharpies. I'm at the curb looking for your car. :D
DeleteGrinning and chuckling and cackling. Isn't it great?
Well, if she doesn't show up soon, just wait until I get there. Shall I pack a few Sharpies in my favorite colors?
DeleteLOL oh man. I need to remember this! The awesome thing is, I cant even tell where her clothes end and yours begin. It looks like part of the book! Awesome!
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ReplyDeleteDonna, By all means! If people can cover things in yarn.... why not Sharpies? :D
Alex, It is very easy to tell where her clothes ended and mine began. She was naked. :D BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!!!! HA!
Jenny had that book last year. I wish I had thought of your brilliant idea.
ReplyDeleteIf you need something colored in the future just let me know! :D
DeleteHe's never going to be able to sell that book back.
ReplyDeleteWhat??? Are you saying someone else won't appreciate my artwork??? :D
Delete:) It's a workbook. He writes all over the pages. Not a resale text book.
DeleteOh. I'm willing to bet he could make money off of selling that book back!
DeleteBut not back to the bookstore - to another student. There are a lot of guys there who would appreciate that book cover. I used to have some of those types working for me. They drove me nuts asking me to ask girls to cover up so they could tutor them. You can imagine how much I enjoyed going up to a girl in the lab and saying, "Um. Could you cover up your..."
DeleteThat is funny Kathy! Oh we so live in Utah..........
DeleteI am picturing that book minus its cover from now on! Let me know if I am right LOL :-)
ReplyDeleteActually he's still got it on! Must not be too embarrassed. Dang! I'll have to try harder next time.
DeleteHa. I know the first author of that book. I wanna share....
ReplyDelete:D You have my permission. The book itself is straightforward and really good. The cover on the front and they way they are trying to 'sell' the book........ that is what I have issues with.
Deletethat is awesome! I didn't even realize what you did until I read your "dear Brennan note" who needs book covers anyways (don't know if they still do that, but in HS, I had to cover my books in brown paper bags...)
ReplyDeleteI did that too!! The brown paper bag and then we'd draw all over it.
DeleteLOl! That is AWESOME! :D You 're such a good mom!
ReplyDeleteWe're still getting a kick out of it. It doesn't take much to amuse me.
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ReplyDeleteooops sorry, pressed the wrong button above! I think I said that you Mrs have a very cheeky side - I'd love to have you as a partner in practical jokes x
ReplyDeleteI LOVE practical jokes! Anytime you want to partner up, I'm with ya!! :D
DeleteKristen calls me cheeky...... I accept that with all my heart. :D
You are SUCH a crack up! Your kids have so much material for your funeral . . . in fifty years.
ReplyDeleteOh do they ever!!! I'm such a spaz. :D It keeps the troops entertained. I can't even walk a straight line without having some mishap.
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