Posture

I'm trying a new tactic on fixing my posture. I slouch you know and someday I'm going to be so slouched over that the only thing I'll be able to see since I'm so short is people's knees and feet cuz I won't be able to straighten back up again. I have found that if you take pizza and stuff yourself gluttonously that it is too painful to slouch and so one has to take shallow quick breaths and sit with one's back perfectly straight or you'll be assaulted with sharp jabs of pain.

Not to be mistaken for the sharp jabs of pain that my mom used to make us call "fluff's"........but they feel darn close. Speaking of...........I've come up with a new saying.

Always the positive one my mom told me the other day when I was complaining about something which I'm sure was monumental since I can't remember what it was now.........she said, "This too shall pass". To which I replied always being the pessimistic one "So does gas but it doesn't mean it's not painful".

You didn't hear that from me....................