Matthew: Mom, when I have my birthday we're going to need to have my party on another day than my birthday.
Mom: (Thinking to herself......why? Is your birthday on Sunday? And who says your going to have a party?) Out loud: Why?
Matthew: Because I'd have two cakes in one day and that is just too much cake...............
Mom: Huh? Two cakes?
Matthew: Ya, one for my birthday and one for my party. I just can't eat two cakes in one day.
Mom: (Thinking to herself........you're birthday isn't until NOVEMBER! And when have I ever given you two cakes?) Out loud: Makes sense to me!
Ah yes, how the mind of a child works. Tell him to forget November - it's already coming too fast. Tell him you'll have cupcakes for the party, anyway - not a fat flipping cake. That'll do him.
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