Making memories one day at a time.......and then I write about it.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Random

  • I have a new dryer. I don't know how to use it. The front looks, (as Jody pointed out) like the front of my DVD/VCR player.
  • I wish someone would have warned me that after a hysterectomy you gain a ton of weight. I'd still have done it, being pain free is great, but it would have been nice to know....
  • I hate January.
  • Since going to the gym on Monday, my body hurts and I can't move. Sore. Good sore.
  • I love bacon. I want some bacon.
  • I hate pooping. Total 'waste' of time sitting in a tiny stinky cubicle.
  • I've started knitting a new sweater. I know. Why? It probably wont fit when I'm done and I'll have to rip the whole thing out but I'm a slow learner.
  • I've been studying, not just reading my scriptures more. I'm loving it.
  • I crave Panda Express all of the time. I should own Panda Express. I like to eat with chopsticks at Panda Express and make a fool of myself pretending I know how.
  • The SM and I need to go on vacation again. It's been over five years. Thank goodness for Friday night date night.
  • Levi is learning more of his alphabet. He makes me laugh everyday. Last night he showed us how a lizard moves. It was hilarious.
  • Levi will compete in the Special Olympics next Friday. He is going to bowl. He is excited.
  • My new dryer came in a really big box. The Native's have made it their space ship. It makes my family room look messy. I don't care. I love their creativity.
  • I have to go grocery shopping. I hate spending money on food. I love to eat good food. Good food makes you poop. I hate to poop. I hate to spend money on poop.
  • Have a great day my friends!

17 comments:

  1. Honey, how many of them there hormonie pills you been taken?

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  2. Aww. Special Olympics! My sister and I used to voluneteer for it in my hometown. Such good (and funny!) memories.

    I totally agree with the second to last one.

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  3. Poop happens...so come on! Just get it out of your system. ;)

    BTW- my word verification is "panti" (hee, hee, hee)

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  4. Edgar, Sugar? What sugar! What makes you think I've been in the sugar again? ;)

    Natasha, Special Olympics is Kleenex time. Both from laughing so hard and from crying so hard!

    Warped aren't we.....? Nice to know I'm not the only one.

    Nat, I'm working on it dang it!!! :D

    BTW- THAT is funny!

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  5. So glad to hear about Levi's achievements! I agree that it's hard to spend money on poop. What is even worse is spending money on food that goes bad before it's turned into poop.

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  6. I agree....so why don't we just by the cheap stuff and throw it straight in the toilet and skip the middle man? Save money and no pooping! (Nice post by the way, made me laugh. That's what happens when we get weary. It's us sick people's way of being drunk. We really don't care as much what others think).

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  7. I LOVE PANDA EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. i love random. random makes me laugh. so does your aversion to poop. oh, my side aches...

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  9. I love to poop.... Very healthy for one's digestive system.

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  10. I like being a fool, too. However, I usually do it at The Flaming Wok in the Orem Mall...better food, just as big as a fool.

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  11. Chastina, Oh! Good point. I hate that too!

    Jody, Tired is right! I would buy the cheap stuff and throw it right into the toilet but I really really like food! Good stuff ya know? I'm hopeless!

    Hanna, I know! And I had some again last night!

    Misty, Random is. Random. It's what happens when you get up all week at 5:15 in the morning. The brain goes.......

    Mike, Oh my gosh I about fell off of my chair reading your comment I was laughing so hard! You! Are a poop! :D

    Anony, I haven't tried there..... guess I'll have to now huh! Another place we'll have to have a group dinner and makes fools of ourselves. Except The SM. He really does know how to use those things. Going to Japan all of the time for years has given him a lot of practice. We'll make him eat left handed.

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  12. Okay. I get the poop thing now. I am so pooped out myself that I can't even get up to make sure Tucker is still in the yard. Pooping. Which he does well. Here is the measure of my drowsy exhaustion: I followed every step of your logical path and it all made perfect sense to me. Don't freeze on the ride, please.

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  13. Kristen, I'm glad you get me. :D

    I didn't freeze! I was boiling. ;)

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  14. just put a sudoku book in your bathroom. and a pencil. 'blober' is my verification word. where do they come up w/these?

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  15. Marseille, LOL! I don't know but they are bizarre aren't they?

    Actually, because I can't stand juts sitting there..... I usually take something to help pass the time. :D And sometimes, it is sudoku!

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  16. "dolitu" reminders me of animals.

    nice post. The thing I don't like about food is that my body demands to be fed I'd rather be doing something else.

    However, when I poop, I think of it as losing weight. Love to do as much of it as possible. :)

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  17. Kathy, That's it! I'd rather be doing something else. I've things to do, places to go, time to spend on major time wasters! :D

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