Toe "Jam"

This post is inspired and composed for my Sexy Man's uncle who thinks my feet are adorable. He wishes his feet looked just like mine.

Today I'd like to talk about nursery rhymes. I used to know them all. My mother would rock and sing them to me when I was a little girl.



Sniff....I can't help it if my niece hasn't painted my toe nails for me in over a month. I can like..totally see my roots! Sorry...I digress.




This would be "London Bridges".....they are attached to the "fair lady".




Next up for your enjoyment is "Jack and Jill". That is Jack on the left and that there is Jill on the right. They are identical twins.



"And How Do You Do?" One misty, moisty morning, When cloudy was the weather, I chanced to meet an old man clothed all in leather. He began to compliment, and I began to grin, How do you do, and how do you do? And how do you do again?

STOP! I'm getting a charly horse in my feet with all of this "how do you do" and bowing.



"There was a crooked man, And he went a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence, Against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, Which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together In a little crooked house.

My SM's uncle totally loves my little crooked toe. Have you seen my little crooked toe? If you've seen it you probably dream about it too.



"This is the church, this is the steeple;



Open the doors and see all the people.



Close the doors and hear them pray;



Open the doors and they all run away!




Oh the tragedy! Madam Guillotine! Can you guess what this one is? I'll give you a hint. It involves a certain Mistress Pussy and six little mice and biting off heads....

Bet ya didn't know Mother Goose could be so morbid did ya? Unlike my feet....that are NOT morbid. Only my little crooked toe, that walked a crooked mile...




And my most favorite of all......."There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth without any bread, She whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.

Thank you for spending this time with me "jamming". It's been a pleasure. Stay tuned. Next time we'll have a lesson on Toe "Picks".