I can't stand other people's feet. They totally gross me out. I don't want to touch em or have them touch me. I'm okay as long as the feet don't come near me but as soon as they come within inches of me I start to get all squirmy and I find a reason real quick like to leave the premises.
Unless.......they are attached to little people. Then I can't get enough of them. Especially if they are attached to babies! Then I have to hold them and kiss them and press them against my face. Am I odd? Don't answer that.
I am so not the one to tell you whether you are imbalanced or not because I'm EXACTLY the same way. HATE feet. When I'd go to sleep-overs and a bunch of us were camped out all over the floor, I'd FREAK if they (and there were always those "they" ones who have NO idea what they are stepping on and don't care - like is your brain working? HELLO? Have you no awareness about you?) stepped on my pillow with their stinking dirty feet. Like giant two year olds. Worse than bulls in china shops, because the bulls are scared and trying to get out, while these girls just figured the whole world was theirs, and it if wasn't important to them, then it wasn't important to ANYBODY.
ReplyDeletepant. Pant. I know grown-ups like that, though - they'd step on your pillow any time if you left it out. Or simply absorb all the time you have left in your life. Or eat your last cookie and feel fine about it.
Still panting. But baby feet. Little kid feet. How I love them. Pressed against your cheeks? Oh, yeah.
You are odd, and it's a phobia, not a fetish. And let me remind you that our feet deserve our respect. They are the foundation we stand on. The constant support throughout our day. Completely unappreciated for all the hard work they do. And most important? If we didn't have feet we wouldn't have shoes and then where would we be? Stuck in a chair with a LOT more money in our pockets, that's where.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Sarah. It is a phobia. The fetish is all of the shoes I have in my closet......I think even without feet I'd still probably buy shoes......
ReplyDeletebut, it is also a fetish...i would know...i have one too. i HAVE to kiss my baby's feet ALL THE TIME or i can't survive. they are soooo yummmyyyy!!!! however, if paul ever asked me to "rub his feet" i would of course say HECK NO!!!! he doesn't ask anymore...
ReplyDeleteEggZActly Misty!!
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