Click on the comic strip so you can read what I am dealing with today......
I've 'bout had it with Calvin and all of his shenanigans. I'm 'bout ready to dump him in head first so I don't have to listen to all of his excuses as to why he doesn't take a bath!
Love it! That Calvin is such a crack up!
ReplyDeleteChastina, Not when he's your son!!!!
ReplyDeleteLike a dirty dish left out over night, I hope you soaked that boy for at least an hour before scrubbing. He probably still had candy cane goo from Christmas in his hair.
ReplyDeletei know! you could tie him to the top of the burb and run it through a car wash! i saw it on mythbusters! a little cold, but they were perfectly fine....;)
ReplyDeleteI have a "Calvin" too! I say we do Misty's suggestion; we can split the cost of the car wash!
ReplyDeleteBrian, Should I take a picture of the bath water/sludge when he's done as proof that he actually did indeed get in the tub?
ReplyDeleteMisty, LOL! Can you imagine? Ol' Clifford going through the car wash with The Natives on top! That would be something worth documenting.
Natalie, Even better! 1/2 price! We can buy ourselves some treats when it's over with our savings. :)
Jody, Calvin would be the Gum Ninja's younger brother. Mutt. :D The Gum Ninja loves taking a bath. The Gum Ninja is attracted to water. I can't keep him out of it. Calvin on the other hand......
ReplyDeleteYeah I love Calvin--as long as I'm reading about him, not chasing him through the house or trying to make him eat his dinner.
ReplyDeleteI always thought that Calvin's mom must've made the grossest dinners ever with tons of yucky vegetables. I've learned since though that she makes yummy meals that anybody with a brain should like--Calvin is just crazy.
So anyway, I sympathize. I think you should just hose him down--surprise him outside. Then maybe next time he'll be more willing to hop in a warm bath!! HAH!
Ginna, Especially when you're trying to get them to wash their hands huh? :D
ReplyDeleteJody, LOL! I say that all of the time. It's so true!
ReplyDeleteI don't have any advice for this. Cam was willing, and so was Murph. I can't think of any threat dire enough - wait! Tell him that if he doesn't take a bath, you'll make him KISS A GIRL!!!
ReplyDeleteKristen, It's Mr. J we're talking about....girls don't have cooties yet and his best friend is Lillie T........
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