I usually don't post on Sunday's. Kind of a busy day what with getting the punks all spit shined and ready for church and by the time we get home the savages are starving and then I spend the rest of the day well.........resting......... cuz the Sabbath is a day of rest right? RIGHT?
Beings as I stayed home today because I'm contagious and all with this Athlete's ring I decided I'd ruminate with you on the subject of using bleach on ones body for an extra length of time. Don't worry. I'll do it biblically so you won't be breaking your Sabbath by reading.......
See this finger? Name it Rachel. Ya, I know that is my name. That is the point. Hee!
Now, see the taller finger next to Rachel? That is Job. We're gonna name it Job.
Why am I naming these finger's Rachel and Job? Well, you see......Job kind of ran into a bit of hard luck and I realize that he was covered in boils and not fungus but I do have a point you see? HEE!
When one uses bleach for an extensive amount of time on ones body.......you start to get blisters....and they kind of look like boils so.............me and Job..............
We're like this!